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Today’s Quote

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

– Erma Bombeck

Previous Quotes

October 31, 2018

It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.

– Ashleigh Brilliant

November 1, 2018

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.

– Ed Howe

November 2, 2018

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short.

– Andre Maurois

November 4, 2018

Knowledge is the true organ of sight, not the eyes.

– Panchatantra

November 5, 2018

A different language is a different vision of life.

– Federico Fellini

November 6, 2018

The poll that matters is the one that happens on Election Day.

– Heather Wilson

November 7, 2018

Be careful of your thoughts; they may become words at any moment.

– Ira Gassen

November 8, 2018

There are 70 million books in American libraries, but the one I want to read is always out.

– Tom Masson

November 9, 2018

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

– Gordon R. Dickson

November 10, 2018

None of us is as smart as all of us.

– Ken Blanchard

November 11, 2018

On this Veterans Day, let us remember the service of our veterans, and let us renew our national promise to fulfill our sacred obligations to our veterans and their families who have sacrificed so much so that we can live free.

– Dan Lipinski

November 12, 2018

My mom said the two most important kitchen utensils are attached to your arms... you cannot mix up meatballs with a wooden spoon, get in there, get your fingers dirty!

– Rachael Ray

November 13, 2018

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.

– Satchel Paige

November 14, 2018

We don’t need to increase our goods nearly as much as we need to scale down our wants. Not wanting something is as good as possessing it.

– Donald Horban

November 15, 2018

A good book is always on tap; it may be decanted and drunk a hundred times, and it is still there for further imbibement.

– Holbrook Jackson

November 16, 2018

Being considerate of others will take your children further in life than any college degree.

– Marian Wright Edelman

November 17, 2018

Courage, cheerfulness, and a desire to work depends mostly on good nutrition.

– Jacob Moleschott

November 18, 2018

The mirror will only lie, when you look at it through a mask.

– Anthony Liccione

November 19, 2018

Light a campfire and everyone's a storyteller.

– John Geddes

November 20, 2018

A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often --- just to save it from drying out completely.

– Pam Brown

November 21, 2018

Sadness is almost never anything but a form of fatigue.

– Andre Gide

November 22, 2018

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

– Erma Bombeck